Dating Dealbreakers Exposed

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Dating Dealbreakers Exposed
We’ve all seen them. The man in cutoff denim shorts and a polo with a popped collar at the Bird.ed hardy clothingThe poor soul who is still wearing his middle school baseball jersey. The dude who thinks his soul patch is the manliest display of machismo to ever have graced the earth. And they all have one thing in common: they’re dealbreakers that will have your date running in the opposite direction before the opening credits roll.
According to an article in the Philadelphia Inquirer, it only takes about 20 seconds for women to judge their date. Unfortunately for the above male fashion disasters, what the guy is wearing is often the first test.buy wow goldIt’s usually not the outfit itself that sends women running, but the knowledge that somewhere up in that testosterone riddled brain of his, he thought it was a good idea to wear those Crocs or the same t-shirt he wore to the gym on a fancy dinner date.
A new book by by Ellen Rakieten and Anne Coyle, due in stores next month called “Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won’t Be Dating or Having Sex,” details the above fashion strikeouts as well as other things men do to ensure another night alone in bed. Some of the lesser infractions include “mandannas,” Ed Hardy clothing (well, Ed Hardy anything), and novelty belt buckles.UGGS SandalsRakieten and Coyle’s most major, absolutely dealbreaking disasters include the “red flag” (tube socks) and the “Kiss of Death” (the Speedo).
Fashion disasters aren’t the only thing these ladies consider when labeling a man “undateable.” The book also includes stupid, yet easily fixable things men say and do to guarantee themselves a dealbreaker.oil paintingDon’t despair gentlemen, the authors don’t think women are immune to these dating disasters.
Women tend to put so much more time, energy, and money into their looks that they expect men to make an equal effort to impress. The bad news about this is that guys aren’t going to change any time soon.ugg kids bootsThe good news is men don’t care nearly as much as we think they do. Next time you’re at the mall searching for the perfect date outfit, remember that it’s not going to make much of a difference what you’re wearing if he shows up in sweatpants and smelly sneakers.
Another piece of good news the authors point out is that despite the prevelance of dealbreakers, there are most definitely “dealmakers” that act as get-out-of-jail-free-cards. Dealmakers can be anything from sense of humor to the ability to make unbelieveable pancakes in the morning. Next time you see the white guy dressed like Lil’ Wayne because he thinks there might be rap music playing at the party,china tourpass this book along. It might teach him a thing or two about how to actually impress the ladies. Or just hand him a recipe for pancakes.

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